don't waste your money - steal this toy
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
The Sucklord even has a parodist, the Schmucklord. (The Schmucklord's mission statement: "My clever plan is to make crap instead of good stuff but pretend like I done it on purpose! Clever.") Instead of getting defensive, the Sucklord reached out, asking the hater to scribble on trading cards that would become limited-edition. "I absorbed him," says the Sucklord. "Free labor."
Posted by The Army of the Twelve Donkeys at 18:07
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
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Thursday, 1 September 2011
Welcome to my world bumners! I had the classic idea of making stuff, but that's not all, oh no. My clever plan is to make crap instead of good stuff but pretend like I done it on purpose! Clever. You know like when you trip up in the street and look a twat? Well I always pretend like I wanted to trip up and say 'I did that on purpose, I meant to do that'. Clever. So I'll make crap but 'on purpose', you bummers buy it and I get rich.
Posted by The Army of the Twelve Donkeys at 05:21