shit you don't need

http://schmucklord.bigcartel.com/product/schmucklord-dumbme

don't waste your money - steal this toy

Schmucklord mentioned in village voice!

The Sucklord even has a parodist, the Schmucklord. (The Schmucklord's mission statement: "My clever plan is to make crap instead of good stuff but pretend like I done it on purpose! Clever.") Instead of getting defensive, the Sucklord reached out, asking the hater to scribble on trading cards that would become limited-edition. "I absorbed him," says the Sucklord. "Free labor."

Village Voice

http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-09-28/news/sucklord-bravo-work-of-art-bootlegger/

dumbme

Dungmy

this shit is the... shit

plop art at it's worst

rebel...

without a force

tease me

tease me like dangling an ironic carrot in front of the 12th donkey -

lame thrower

lame thrower