Welcome to my world bumners! I had the classic idea of making stuff, but that's not all, oh no. My clever plan is to make crap instead of good stuff but pretend like I done it on purpose! Clever. You know like when you trip up in the street and look a twat? Well I always pretend like I wanted to trip up and say 'I did that on purpose, I meant to do that'. Clever. So I'll make crap but 'on purpose', you bummers buy it and I get rich.